Victory Unwon
rnoonwalk:


Forever and ever is a very long time, Pooh

☾☆☽

What if Dr Harry Cooper was a Witch Doctor, and used the guise of Veterinarian to gather animal products to use in his potion of anti-aging.

Cracked it.

How long is a jiffy, and why does it sound so inexcusably filthy.

Mammoth important job interview tomorrow. I would don my best trousers, but they seem to have been stolen by a rather duplicitous penguin.

Now warmer weather has commenced, I just noticed I have rolled my blankets into a human-like bunch and have been cuddling them every night.

Sleep me is such a slurry.

mervedirectioner1:

Alexander’s perfect smile *-* <3

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